you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before
they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner
"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William
look at this baby what even was his name
rename him royal wiggles
the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.
dont fucking shame people for not reading for pleasure
some people have concentration-issues
some people have other hobbies
and some people just dont fucking like reading alright
shut the fuck up and sit down
*looks out the window* what a great day to lie on the sofa and cry over the winter soldier
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
Everyone who reblogs this by May the 6th gets a personal drawing of what I think your URL or blog is like. I promise.
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it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob
what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob
Because we have vaginas
On a side note, I really hate Tumblr’s lack of photoset options.