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I'm really short, 5'1 and I'm a part time Ballerina.
Ask me anything and ill be glad to reply(:

madeofwut:

casperthefriendlycunt:

ethyne:

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

Touché

(via pizza)

davidbowiesmanpackage:

soul-to—squeeze:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

look at this baby what even was his name

rename him royal wiggles 

(via flomation)

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

(via pizza)

eldritch-abomination:

dont fucking shame people for not reading for pleasure

some people have concentration-issues

some people have other hobbies

and some people just dont fucking like reading alright

shut the fuck up and sit down

(via pizza)

sparklyfiend:

*looks out the window* what a great day to lie on the sofa and cry over the winter soldier

(via flomation)

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

(via pandoras-box-gap)

hairychikubi:

affection is dumb and gross 
drown me in it

(via lubricates)

ATTENTION!!!!

sheeriosnandos:

Everyone who reblogs this by May the 6th gets a personal drawing of what I think your URL or blog is like. I promise.

(via nelblu)

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tokyodoll13:

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(via hi)

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via ifuckinhateyall)

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via weteevee)

fruitsofapathy:

SPRING JOKES.

On a side note, I really hate Tumblr’s lack of photoset options.

(via ifuckinhateyall)

lostintroylerland:

Imagine if trees gave off wifi signals. We would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too.

Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

(via zuko)

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