tumblr island would be the farthest thing from a judgment free environment and would probably be the cause of a couple dozen murders and an unintentional reenactment of lord of the flies
Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.
I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great
When tree branches get in my way
Vine by: Logan Paul
How we manage to cram such genius in 6 seconds is beyond me. This is art.
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin hella fine winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
you’ve never met a british boy have you
oi m8 i fink ur fine as tits
thaats more like it.